• and leaves a penny on the table] Here you go. [runs off as Mr. Krabs smells the penny and jumps on it. Later, in Mr. Krabs office with Squidward and SpongeBob]
  • Mr. Krabs: Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. [pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side] We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. [pulls the chart up] Do you lubbers have any ideas?
  • SpongeBob: I've got one! [takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it] A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... [talks with mouth full of clams] ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh?
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, uhh, I was thinking more along the lines of live entertainment. [Squidward gasps]
  • Squidward: That's it, a floor show! Wait, a talent show! With your host, me! [runs up to Mr. Krabs with stars in his eyes] This is the moment I've...I mean, we've been dreaming of. Think of it, Mr. Krabs, you will be responsible for bringing culture to this cultural wasteland we call Bikini Bottom! And not to mention, the money.
  • Mr. Krabs: The money? [Squidward lying on the table]
  • Squidward: And I can see it now...your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights.
  • Mr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him an